Self Defence with an Umbrella

We do get a fair few requests for walking sticks to use in self defence. Just last week a customer called and asked what the best walking stick was for fending off dogs while out walking. I said I wasn’t sure that waving a stick at a strange dog might cause more problems than solving them!

I found the following American website this morning while having breakfast in bed. Two cold pieces of toast unevenly buttered and smothered in jam by my two young sons who beamed at me while I mmmmd and mmmdd:

You have to have a look at this site. Read everything, especially the comments from zealous customers such as, “The idea of strengthening the one thing that almost always is in your hand already when you get into sticky situations is brilliant! I thought it was an expensive umbrella, but after some punks tried to rob me in Bangkok last week and I hit one of them with the Unbreakable® Umbrella and stared the other down with the umbrella ready, it has already payed for itself! Thanks!”

The umbrella sounds amazing, you can stand on it, chop a water melon in half with it and whatever else you can do with an unbreakable umbrella that is as strong as a steel pipe.